Friday, 24 August 2012


Go-ahead Edinburgh cricket club Carlton has confirmed that it has contacted the Press Complaints Commission over the possible use of naked photos of Fantasy Bob.

The club had heard suggestions that several UK newspapers were considering using such photos. Not one has done so. A spokesperson for the club said ‘We wish to commend the good taste of editors. Any photos of FB are pretty gruesome, these must be particularly so. Readers should not have such horrors inflicted on them. We are sure there are lots of photos of members of the Royal Family that they could use instead.’

However the spokesperson was unable to confirm or deny whether the club was considering a strip billiards evening as its next fund raising event its Grange Loan HQ.  Sources suggest that the club's globetrotting social convenor has been tasked with integrating such an event with the club's annual ceilidh.

Speaking on behalf of Fantasy Bob, Fantasy Bob said nothing of interest, relevance or consequence. No change there.

Grange Loan last weekend

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