The ghost of Christmas past reminds FB that over the years he has received the usual quota of books, DVDs, mugs and ties with vague cricket connections. He has a couple of pairs of very presentable cricket themed cufflinks, so there's lots of stuff out there - including bats, toy miniature and proper, mugs, replica shirts, personalised abdominal protectors and on to infinity. But here are a few possibilities you might think of including in your letter to Santa this year - or not. (Just in case you worry that FB has lost it, the text is mostly taken from the advertisements themselves.)
Too much like fun? For FB too. Then what about this:
Still not convinced? Here is a more serious offer.
It doesn't say whether the master craftsman would stiffle a giggle should Fantasy Bob turn up to have his size shape and weight assessed under the gaze of the spirits of Somerset greats such as Viv Richards, Ian Botham and Marcus Trescothick looked down. But this is definitely something to put in your stocking.